Oh My! Take a look at that milky-face. This is Finlay. How can I tell. Well I’ve been told by Her that ‘cos we were all boys with no distinguishing differences, She put little coloured ribbons around our necks to tell us apart. Finlay had a blue one, and if you look closely you can see a little piece of blue ribbon sticking out.
For your information I had a grey ribbon – the reason why? ‘Cos I was named Bobby after the book “Greyfriars Bobby” – there you go, not only informative information (hey, what?) but historical info too – no, not hysterical, although that’s truly possible with me, but HIS-to-ri-cal. There. I’ve told you.